Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 360 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
You opened your very first arcade!
You unlocked the ability to read customers thoughts!
You can finally tidy up all that mess!
You completed the first game challenge!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/460 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill 100 enemies
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Medals Earned: 12/20 (145/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)